Forth Wall Breaking + Anti-Gravity + Anti-Logic + Hyper speed + Pinkie Sense + Cooking + Butchery + Precision + Paralyzing Smile + Teleportation + Death Grip + Invulnerability + Demon Mode (used when Pinkie Promise is broken).
Multiply that by two with the addition of Wings for Surprise, and...
Ah, there we go! *Grabs the results* Equestria is now approximately 27 levels of Bucked, now. Good thing I'm on Pinkie's side! (One of the baiters, ya see. They even treat me to free cupcakes for a job well done, since I'm part carnivore, and need my meat one way or another. Butchershy doesn't allow me to hunt them, though, since she's still technically close to them... well, the ones that don't go towards her shed, that is.)
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight
She's just been. I gave her a spiced bun and sang an especially designed chant, and she went away quite happily. However, I think I may only have blunted her danger for one night, so she's still out there. If you've read this comment, or one like it, and are worried about your safety, please don't hesitate to note me. I have experience in dealing with comment monsters, am a world authority on internet-borne dangers and have given talks at international summits on the subject. So if you or those close to you are affected by such matters, just contact me and I'll be happy to advise you. Please include the text of the comment in question in your note, as it may help me to categorize your monster. Remember, comment monsters are real - but they can be influenced. Preferably with a golf club.